Guide to Facebookers

Guide to Facebookers

Inspired by a page on Facebook appropriately titled 10 Types of Facebookers.
Well here's a breakdown of  the Facebooking community. Feel free to add more.

The Ones who change their facebook profile picture way too often. 
Characterized by constant profile picture changing (flooding your newsfeed with Blah Blah has changed their profile picture). I would like to think that most of these are girls because guys simply don't take photos of themselves 24/7,,,unless they're highly narcissistic...or if they're asian.
These Facebookers usually carry cameras around with them everywhere and take luvos at every given opportunity.

The Ones who only have one picture of themselves.
These facebookers have very few pictures of themselves but is still relatively active. Most of the times, they're either one of two types of people. Someone who is over cautious (those who don't like their pictures on the internet in fear of stalkers) or someone who has really low self esteem/socially awkward and don't feel comfortable putting on a picture of themselves up for everyone to see.
Of course, there are always exceptions.

The Ones who never log on. 
Result of peer pressure. Friends pressuring them into getting a facebook but they, themselves don't actually want to use it. Facebook haters most likely. They're usually characterized by a blank display picture (the one with the grey figure).

The Ones who use Cartoon pictures for their display picture.
These ones much like The Ones who only have one picture of themselves, are either socially awkward/cautious OR they're kids. Lots of under 13 kids are already using Facebook.
For those who have anime pictures, it usually means they're obsessed with anime and feel that having an anime display picture is better than having a picture of themselves.

The Farmvillers.
These also include the Facebook Poker players, Pet Society players...and various other gamers. They also flood your newsfeed but the difference is that they flood them with invites/item requests. When you visit their wall, you'll notice a lot of item request posts.
There's really nothing wrong with them. Just that they send a little too much requests sometime and...flood newsfeed.

The Ones who update their status too much with things that other's don't care about.

Yes...we all know who they are.

The Ones who like pages all the time.

They're the ones who flood your newsfeed with...

Blah Blah likes ________________________ and ______________________ and ______________________

I don't really mind these people...because sometimes the things they like are quite interesting to read. And most people like a healthy dosage of pages and that's okay.

The Ones who Troll. 

I think around 95% of the people who use facebook actively are guilty of trolling their friends (or crushes/potential significant other). They're the ones who camp out their newsfeed, checking up on their friends' walls and commenting on everything. 

They're probably also the ones who wait and wait for the red notification number to pop up, get excited but waits about 5minutes to comment back so they don't seem too desperate. We all know we're one of them...SOMETIMES...and we all know YOU'RE one of them too. Yes YOU.

The Ones who add strangers as friends. 

Once in a while, you'll receive a friend request from someone you never knew. These are these people. Usually the victims are girls. They're probably strange old men on another continent, searching for girls/guys to befriend but never talk to just so they can have 800 friends and have hot faces on their friends list to make them look good. But we all know that's not true. 

The Shops. 

People who use facebook as a business. They make an account but they're not really an individual. You'll know who they are. The ones with Shop names...like BabyCuteBoutique (made up name) or something similar. They upload lots of pictures of their products and tag people randomly to make them buy it.