St George Girls


Year 12 St George Girls
Parody of Katy Perry's California Girls

[Ms Knott]
Greetings girls
You're on a journey

Verse One
I know a place
Where girls come a little smarter
High ATAR marks?
Actually something quite achievable!
Stressin' 'bout the trials
"God my rank's just unbelievable!"
Juniors
So confused
Why exams are so unbearable.

Could enrol at James Ru~use
But I love the sight
Of the blue, red, white~
Once you study with us
You'll see what I mean
Oooooh oh oooooh

Chorus
Year 12s at St George
They're unbelievable
Hair so messy
Eyes are bloodshot
Sun-badoned skin
So pale
we'll blend with paper
Oooooh oh oooooh

Year 12s at St George
They're unachievable
Blue, red, white
With blankets on tight
Shi-ve-ring in halls
"Girls, put your pens down"
Oooooh NO! oooooh

Verse Two
Math, getting hard
English getting on our nerves
We freak
In the hall
Forgot to bring our calculators~

Could enrol at Sydney Girls
But I still choose
My Red, White, Blue
Come along to join us
You'll be learning so hard
Oooooh oh oooooh

Chorus
Year 12s at St George
They're quite unbearable
Runny Nose
Flu, Rashes and Coughs
Breaking down
So Sad
Feelings unstable~
Oooooh oh oooooh

Year 12s at St George
They're understandable
Them for brothers
Gotta work hard!
Look for better
Options than they give us!
Oooooh oh oooooh

Bridge
Brains bold
Eye lids heavy
Give it all 'cause it's almost ready
Oh wow, HSC
This is the place you want to be
I mean the ones
I mean like that's the one
Sit it
Ace it
Be number one! (huh!)

The girls are freaks
Their brains are rigged
and even though they jigg
It's okay
Love the play
Shakespearan play?
No! They love partay
Bondi Beach
Rockdale too
Post-HSC is everything

On Facebook
Hangin' out
Talking 'bout
Chillin' out
NSB, NSG, Caringbah
No Techies
Just Jo-king
Sort of losing
ST.G lady
(Yeah)
Letting your dragon out?
We're all up on you
Cause there's no knight to tame you in Kogarah!

Chorus
Year 12s at St George
They're just unstoppable
Strap-less dress
No slutty encores
Health restored
So fast
They're back to party
Oooooh oh oooooh

Year 12s at St George
They're quite the sociables
Smart, Fresh, Hot
They've got it on lock
STG, they're here
Just take your pick now
Oooooh oh oooooh

Fin

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